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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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Aleksandr Vladimirovich Gorbunov is a Russian cosmonaut and aerospace engineer. A native of Zheleznogorsk, he graduated with a degree in engineering from the Moscow Aviation Institute.
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Iliamna Airport is a state-owned public-use airport located three nautical miles (5.5 km) west of Iliamna, in the Lake and Peninsula Borough of the U.S. state of Alaska.
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