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{"type":"standard","title":"Nicki Bluhm","displaytitle":"Nicki Bluhm","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7028455","titles":{"canonical":"Nicki_Bluhm","normalized":"Nicki Bluhm","display":"Nicki Bluhm"},"pageid":37190154,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Nicki-Bluhm-and-Tim-Bluhm-01.jpg/330px-Nicki-Bluhm-and-Tim-Bluhm-01.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Nicki-Bluhm-and-Tim-Bluhm-01.jpg","width":5184,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273614950","tid":"d9d8ca9d-e1f1-11ef-a20b-1b4bb7b12f20","timestamp":"2025-02-03T05:43:53Z","description":"American singer-songwriter (born 1979)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Bluhm","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Bluhm?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Bluhm?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nicki_Bluhm"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Bluhm","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nicki_Bluhm","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Bluhm?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nicki_Bluhm"}},"extract":"Nicole Ann Bluhm, née Chambly, is a singer-songwriter from Lafayette, California who formed Nicki Bluhm & The Gramblers in 2008. Since leaving the band she has released one studio album, To Rise You Gotta Fall. Her other solo albums Toby's Song and Driftwood came before the Gramblers.","extract_html":"
Nicole Ann Bluhm, née Chambly, is a singer-songwriter from Lafayette, California who formed Nicki Bluhm & The Gramblers in 2008. Since leaving the band she has released one studio album, To Rise You Gotta Fall. Her other solo albums Toby's Song and Driftwood came before the Gramblers.
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