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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Navasota, Texas","displaytitle":"Navasota, Texas","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q978251","titles":{"canonical":"Navasota,_Texas","normalized":"Navasota, Texas","display":"Navasota, Texas"},"pageid":135958,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Navasota_Texas_City_Hall.jpg/330px-Navasota_Texas_City_Hall.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Navasota_Texas_City_Hall.jpg","width":2250,"height":1500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283781328","tid":"567e0ff2-10ac-11f0-92b7-2a5f9f846639","timestamp":"2025-04-03T16:54:42Z","description":"City in Texas, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":30.38333333,"lon":-96.08333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navasota%2C_Texas","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navasota%2C_Texas?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navasota%2C_Texas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Navasota%2C_Texas"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navasota%2C_Texas","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Navasota%2C_Texas","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navasota%2C_Texas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Navasota%2C_Texas"}},"extract":"Navasota is a city primarily in Grimes County, Texas, United States. The population was 7,643 at the 2020 census. In 2005, the Texas Legislature designated Navasota as the \"Blues Capital of Texas\" in honor of the late Mance Lipscomb, a Navasota native and blues musician. Technically, a sliver of Navasota is in Brazos County, which is part of the Bryan-College Station Metropolitan area.","extract_html":"
Navasota is a city primarily in Grimes County, Texas, United States. The population was 7,643 at the 2020 census. In 2005, the Texas Legislature designated Navasota as the \"Blues Capital of Texas\" in honor of the late Mance Lipscomb, a Navasota native and blues musician. Technically, a sliver of Navasota is in Brazos County, which is part of the Bryan-College Station Metropolitan area.
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